Gentlemen prefer dwarves:

"Grumpy wasn't a bad sort. He just didn't like women."

Blue Snaggletooth & Friends

Hey, kids. Check out this sweet collection of carded Star Wars figures we just got! There's about 50 or so total. There are some really bad ass guys in here, so drop by and check them out. Some of these have hilariously amazing card illustrations. My personal favorite is Han Solo's come-hither pose.