Calling all girls!

Check out this dream machine!!

Check out that license plate!

Galvatron did it, so can you!

A breakthrough in herbal Science has created a pill that has been designed specifically for penis enlargement.
The tests that took place over a 6 month period showed that out of the 5,000 Males from around the world who participated, the average gain after 5 months of taking VPXL pills was 3.02 Inches!
Amazing, PERMANENT RESULTS that will last.
Disclaimer: Side effects may include DEATH ! ... and BOTFLY LARVA IN YR EYE BALLZ

We ♥ HMS shirts!!

Hart Mind Soul just made us the most AWESOME t-shirts ever!!! The shirts are totally rad, we are still in disbelief! We had to change our pants 3 times after we saw them :(

2 totally sweet styles, each featuring the infamous Tomland aliens!

Props to HMS!

Comic Book Convention !

We will be at the Comic Book Convention tomorrow all day at the Rose Quarter in Portland. Come by and say hi!

Some things are just so puzzling

Hairy puzzles:

We always knew the USSR was uptight due to their ingrown hair razor burns...

- June